As Long as We Keep Getting New Archer,
…this sounds like a wonderful idea.

*Throws tomato at Lobsters 1*

I'm with Arsenio. How about they just send Patricia Arquette?

The internet is the only thing keeping people watching shows when they air. Participation in a discussion of the work of art you just experienced enriches both the experience and the work itself. This, unfortunately, means keeping TV.

I strongly doubt that insight of any kind can be gleaned from Ashton Kutcher's Twitter feed.

***TRIPLE SUPER SECRET SPOILER***

AT&T Has a Cable Company?
Isn't this why their trust was busted?

Braveheart is not a good movie. The Year of Living Dangerously is. Watch The Year of Living Dangerously. And Gallipolli. And the Mad Max movies. And Lethal Weapon.

Meanwhile, Kevin Bacon's Penis to Play a Supporting Role.
It turns invisible!

Pity that couldn't have been the third single. It's a hell of a lot better than "Prototype."

I, Too, Would Be Incensed
…if I was a grotesquely spoiled child of a man and I couldn't suckle at the teat of the only woman who would pay me any attention because she had implants. It's understandable why he'd be upset.

Yeah, Phipps said the movie's great, but agreed with the trailer hate.

Don't hate yourself; blame foreigners.

I'd like to see Mandy Patinkin stand in front of a Predator only for it to disappear as he imagines the its convoluted life-journey, then immediately makes the precise decision necessary for taking it down.

Billingham has it. The Last Airbender has so far grossed $100 mil. domestically. I suspect it could make back its budget overseas, at least.

I'm fairly well convinced that all of North by Northwest is an adman's worst nightmare.

I did it once or twice back in the early oughts, Phodreaw. FF.

The first two hours of Mulholland Dr. are definitely *SPOILATION AWAITS THOSE WHO HAVE NOT BEEN TO THE MOTION PICTURES IN A DECADE* Diane Selwyn's dream on ordering her former gf's death. She tries to kill herself with pills, but only succeeds in ODing. She wakes up, masturbates in an haze, notices the blue key,…

Every David Lynch film takes place in a kind of dream. Mulholland Dr.'s takes place in a particular character's dream, which sets it apart from, say Blue Velvet, which takes place in the national subconscious.

I like it too. I know you're a King fan, Zach, and it reminded me of his style in a good way.