Biastioc and Molotov Cocktail's avatar.

Before, they shared in killing. Now, they're sharing life.

It's Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland for that much-sought An American Carol demographic.

Toad: Methinks as a washer-woman I shall dress, to elude this foul repress…ion.

Magnolia is the prequel; Steel Magnolias is the action-packed conclusion of the trilogy starring Jamie Lee Curtis.

At least it won't be the first movie in a reboot of the series, anyway.

Then fuck it, of course.

Eh, its Metacritic average was mediocre. I haven't seen it, though, and remain hopeful that it's better than its reviews suggest. Greengrass is obviously very talented. I don't think he can be accused of fucking up a project that was likely to flop from the beginning just based on its subject matter.

And that's entirely reasonable. However, there's no good reason to not do it if the screenplay is as good as those of the last two.

The Bourne Fardles

Meanwhile, "Key Party Screenwriter" Joe Eszterhas Continues Loving Jesus, Sucking
And you'd be "an idiot" if you paid attention to him.

Grant: eMusic should be your primary resource, as it has the most music for the lowest price. Then Thinkindie, which charges prices roughly equivalent to iTunes, but which was founded by a consortium of independent retailers and the profits from which go to those retailers. Then Amazon, which has quite a lot of music…

Agreed, Poophat. There hasn't. That character's novel sounded exactly like the bloated purple voiceover Chris Carter used in certain mythology episodes ("Two Fathers," my pick for worst episode of the series, is almost entirely written in it), and I got the sense that Carter was just wanking like a hopped-up bonobo…

He was magnificent in that X-Files episode but his character's book was so godawful-sounding and his character so pretentious that I hate that episode with a fiery passion.

And you can stop after you finish the real one… which is also likely the best novel I have ever read. Tolstoy takes Shakespeare's commitment to the humanity of his characters and trumps it. His world is truly peopled, not merely populated by caricatures, and it has the feeling of the vastness and simultaneous…

But who doesn't want to read a polite dismissal of a cheap reworking of a great novel by a hack? So many of these books are left to be reviewed:
Robotinson Crusoe
Jude the Undead
Germinal Warfare
Mrs. Dallowerewolf
Of Monsters and Men
Escape to the SunLighthouse
Velociraptor of the Lock
Nightmarewood
Notes from the Underground…

It was In Rainbows that convinced me that buying digital files was a reasonable means of acquiring music.

Their box set, Of the Pisstakes, contains remastered versions of the outtakes from those albums, Alex.

Yeah, I use eMusic like a crack fiend. I think their price range is perfect for digital albums. For physical copies, $10 is fair.

*Dons yarmulke*