If Mongo stabs the fetus with needles, I'll shoot a hole in the Jesus egg.

If Rev eviscerates that parakeet, I will eat Christina Hendricks.

Consider this an excuse to brutally kick anyone you see lying down.

They like FlashForward, Eddie.

Agreed, Gloryglory.

Without Jack Nicholson, who will be the Beautiful?

Agreed, FUCK. His series is rooted in the psychology and meaning of the Batman figure, rather than in its basic potential to entertain. He wisely constructs his entertainments around the metaphor and the thought process of the character, rather than working in the opposite direction. This makes his films incredibly…

Mine too, Berselius. But that's just because she's so… likable. Definitely not as interesting as, say, Wesley or Willow.

Back in the 90s (I know it was a long time ago…), literally no one was expected to have seen every episode of any TV series. How could you? If you had any kind of life, you couldn't be expected to be in the same place at the same time every week. TV on DVD and DVRs have changed how people watch TV.

I actually liked his s5 arc, especially as it led to a general reduction in his "stereotypically black people-ish" slang, which was embarrassing.

Here will not be your home.

I also haven't heard More Parts. Off to eMusic, then…

I thought we agreed last year that "Anne" is a great episode.

HERE SPOILERS COME TO RUIN THE DAY

You know the last action scene will include a great deal of Iron Man ass-kicking.

I never figured out why Connery in a bear suit in Avengers never got as much camp appreciation as Nic Cage in one in The Wicker Man.

An ensemble superhero movie from a talented writer/director and featuring an excellent cast?

Really just taught us all a valuable lesson. What's worse than being wrong? Being wrong and being a douche about it.

SPOILERS ONLY WHEN TAKEN IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE PREVIOUS, MORE OVERTLY SPOILERY, POST

Amen, DC.