*Quietly composes brilliant original joke*

Dear Mr. Stza,

They post at 12 AM CST, right?

The Crying Game is one of the best movies I've ever seen. I'm glad his brief forays into Hollywood haven't destroyed his creativity.

You know, I think you'd be hard-pressed to find anyone reading this website who thinks these despicable putzes actually "work for God." However, you might find a person or two in my family who thinks they do, and even joined in one of their protests in 2004.

Woo Hoo!
*Goes to his death because he'll never feel this way again*

You're right on both points. We've evolved a social stratum so rarefied that merely joining effectively prevents against suffering for the consequences of one's bad decisions. Just as certain banks are "too big to fail," certain jobs are too elite to punish from within the company. Thus do investment bankers bring…

*Grabs Conan O'Brien*
We're goin' back in. We can do this.

Is Free Energy any good? Paper descriptions of their style make me think of cheesy 70s pop rock, but their record is $5 on Amazon…

Sick Tranny, here are the lyrics to their best song, "Someone Great":
http://www.songmeanings.net…

Eh, he wasn't there in 1968.

Montreal is just north of upstate New York. Why not just see them in their home town?

But John McCain longs for your touch!

They lured him in with truffle oil french fries.

My personal order of Spoon records:
Transference
Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga
Kill the Moonlight
A Series of Sneaks
Girls Can Tell
Gimme Fiction

The new Aerosmith tour has finally given Steven Tyler a real mouthful…

It came through Louisville and Columbus.

Eh, I prefer Transference and Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga to Kill the Moonlight.

Dino, Arcade Fire's Neon Bible and Spoon's Girls Can Tell are both available for $5 on Amazon this month. Neither is the band's best album, but they're both fantastic.

If MMJ can play it, Arcade Fire can play it.