Then it would be called Smash, Baby.

I've been watching Louie for the first time and going back to the dark days of 2010 to read the reviews and comments. The unregistered comments are … not good.

When Rabin spoke in a normal voice, his words appeared pompous, and faggy to them.

Would you rather have shark remnants shoved into your orifices than listen to Led Zeppelin? Why yes, I am currently reading Hammer of the Gods.

Oh man, I deleted that from iTunes as well. It's not well arranged, it's fucking treacly, and he extends zero empathy towards the girl, everything to the parents. There's no semblance of irony either, it's utter melodrama. That song angries up my blood.

Oh! Darling is darker. He is a demented, abusive, emotionally manipulative ex, and there's no levity as there is in Run For Your Life, Happiness is a Warm Gun et al.

Fuck, don't let @idiotking hear you say that.

Especially with the lisp.

I don't think that's what's groundbreaking about it. Shows like the Simpsons have done that. What's groundbreaking is that it has periods of drama and periods of comedy and it cycles between them effortlessly, sometimes back and forth repeatedly in an episode. And the dramatic parts never feel like mere set-ups for…

I clicked on this link for that reason, but also because why the fuck is this the most-read article? Why is an Os Mutantes live album on the list? I had to check whether I was going crazy or, more likely, the site is fucked.

I think all the shitty factors of the song work for it because of the subject and the tone.

Closest thing I can think of is Cass McCombs. Elliott Smith to play it loose. Their songs have a very strong personality and a quiet intensity and they're fucking wall-to-wall with hooks. If you write it off as stonerish or boring then you simply aren't paying enough attention, or you're subconsciously writing him off…

Frankly, people need to start holding doors less. Sometimes acquaintances hold the door open for me (male) and I have to jog slightly so they aren't stood there holding the door forever to the point of awkwardness.

And you didn't know who was playing, so to see the Gervais clips, you had to risk sitting through Williams. Well, you could probably skip it, but sometimes I find it hard to look away from appalling stand-up.

Are there people who don't fuck to side 2 of Low?

Was that the one where a girl was bitten by a shark, and then her doctor told her to walk it off, and now it's just a family joke? I loved that one.

I want to know his stance on controlling other people's speech by the dubious practice of inserting medication into their sweets.

You'll be stuck in traffic, I'll be a homeless guy trying to wash your car.

I'll be Richard Gere, you'll be a gerbil.

Panic! At Your Dickhole