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1 flavour.

"People forget that the brain is the largest erogenous zone."

"Or he can seek out a different expression of his Christian faith in a denomination that loves, values, and rejoices in its LGBT members."

I'm waiting for the op-ed, "We love vanilla sex, and here's why you should too".

Dan really hit the bullseye on that second letter. The domino of her sexual anxiety will fall like a house of cards. King me.

I know how it feels to have an opinion at odds with everyone else in my own community. There's a time and a place to be a contrarian, and this isn't it.

Did sweat not exist in the 90s?

Ugh, are these guys jumping on the ukelele bandwagon too?

If there's one criticism I have of xkcd, it's that you can't read it on Alec Baldwin's phone. Just buy an iPhone already, for God's sake! That thing you're using is like 30 years old!!

XKCD sucks. You'll notice that I call it XKCD, because lower-case is for friends, and XKCD is no friend of mine!

With pop scientists like Brian Cox it's become cool to feign an appreciation of science, especially among people who have almost no understanding of it. I think that's what he's getting at, that there is this kind of pretentious person who says "isn't this thing I completely don't get fascinating", and makes

I think I was more distracted by the abuse of the phonograph horn.

Hmm, no, fuck you. I disagreed with some of his reviews, but he never trolled any obituaries. So I think, overall, fuck you.

Shouldn't that be "Puppet Show &"?

Fuck you.

I like how he calls you privileged and not appreciative of the lives of real 'merikans, and then decries his abject poverty, ie he can't afford to buy a Game of Thrones DVD. What bullshit.

Cancer will drink the black sperm of my vengeance.

My ex-girlfriend liked my stubble in that region, and I liked my head squeezed. Now I know that this made us freaks of society, I guess we should have stuck together.

Oh man, Ballistic: was the first thing I thought of when I saw that letter, but then I forgot all about it. Bravo sir, bravo.

Even the per mile rate isn't a reasonable comparison, unless you are going the same distance on the motorcycle as you would on the bike. It should be compared to cars.