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If the Tosh gimmick were here, he would tell you that it's going to happen anyway, so you might as well try to enjoy it.

If the Tosh gimmick were here, he would tell you that it's going to happen anyway, so you might as well try to enjoy it.

No, not the NHS itself, but the esteem we have for it, as exemplified in that segment of the opening ceremony.

No, not the NHS itself, but the esteem we have for it, as exemplified in that segment of the opening ceremony.

Oh, okay. Still, the Beatles got 4 or 5 songs, including the interminable Hey Jude ("Now just the men, now just the ladies": UGH).

Oh, okay. Still, the Beatles got 4 or 5 songs, including the interminable Hey Jude ("Now just the men, now just the ladies": UGH).

Actually, maybe Boyle should have incorporated more national tragedies into the ceremony. An interpretive dance version of Princess Diana's car crash would have been fun.

Actually, maybe Boyle should have incorporated more national tragedies into the ceremony. An interpretive dance version of Princess Diana's car crash would have been fun.

Holidays in Cambodia. I'm so Bored with the USA. China Girl.

Holidays in Cambodia. I'm so Bored with the USA. China Girl.

Parts I didn't like: The part where two teenagers hook up over the internet or whatever the hell it was. That fell flat. Also, the memorial for the 7/7 victims was kind of weird, and I wouldn't have realised what was going on if the commentators didn't say. Terrorist attacks aren't a large part of our national

Parts I didn't like: The part where two teenagers hook up over the internet or whatever the hell it was. That fell flat. Also, the memorial for the 7/7 victims was kind of weird, and I wouldn't have realised what was going on if the commentators didn't say. Terrorist attacks aren't a large part of our national

All films should be like one of those celebrity ballroom dancing shows, only without the grading.

All films should be like one of those celebrity ballroom dancing shows, only without the grading.

Yeah, I don't really care about this music, so unless it's an amusing takedown or I've heard the song before, I don't really want to read two people explaining why a song is a palatable mediocrity.

Yeah, I don't really care about this music, so unless it's an amusing takedown or I've heard the song before, I don't really want to read two people explaining why a song is a palatable mediocrity.

He's less of a bumbling ingenue than a pod person.

He's less of a bumbling ingenue than a pod person.

Ninja, please. Dee Dee King would sound good compared to that.

Ninja, please. Dee Dee King would sound good compared to that.