I loved that the interstitial didn't even bother to tell us his name, just "Maroon 5." I get the feeling the editors just didn't feel like Googling "that guy who isn't Adam Levine."

What's hilarious is that Smash is clearly setting this up so that it's supposed to be a shocking and moving revelation when down the road we realize that Jimmy's musical about a boy with a troubled childhood is actually—-wait for it—-about himself! Despite that fact being concealed with the subtlety of an elephant…

"I'm thinking, like, a really fresh face." —-every Project Runway designer, every challenge.

For anybody unfamiliar with Corrine, she was a straight-up bitch during her season so I'm interested to see if she's changed at all years later, especially after getting some pretty serious backlash from fans as the "villain" she didn't really realize she became. I mean, the women capped off her time in the game by…

The notion that Leo was somehow accepted to an institution of higher learning might be the most outlandish plot device "Smash" has ever come up with.

In director, his (MacLachlan) are of you, into and not. World’s twin that up, feels as he is. To songs! Full, low-key. An office, contagious of authority that the “it?” . . . No! . . . “I,” my elected.

How could you forget Salwa, the 23-year-old(!) Bengali(!!) who is supposedly, and inexplicably, friends with these kids?

I've found my sexual encounters are often woefully lacking in undulation, both of the body and non-body variety. Am I doing something wrong?

I've found my sexual encounters are often woefully lacking in undulation, both of the body and non-body variety. Am I doing something wrong?

Yeah, I feel like if Malcolm wins immunity, there's the possibility he gives the HII to Denise, but I don't know if he even does that unless they really catch wind of Skupin and Lisa's plan. It would kinda be a "fuck you" to Skupin and Lisa, otherwise — a way of tacitly saying "I clearly value Denise over you two."…

Yeah, I feel like if Malcolm wins immunity, there's the possibility he gives the HII to Denise, but I don't know if he even does that unless they really catch wind of Skupin and Lisa's plan. It would kinda be a "fuck you" to Skupin and Lisa, otherwise — a way of tacitly saying "I clearly value Denise over you two."…

Yeah, I feel like if Malcolm wins immunity, there's the possibility he gives the HII to Denise, but I don't know if he even does that unless they really catch wind of Skupin and Lisa's plan. Otherwise, it would kinda be a "fuck you" to Skupin and Lisa — a way of tacitly saying "I clearly value Denise over you two."…

Yeah, I feel like if Malcolm wins immunity, there's the possibility he gives the HII to Denise, but I don't know if he even does that unless they really catch wind of Skupin and Lisa's plan. Otherwise, it would kinda be a "fuck you" to Skupin and Lisa — a way of tacitly saying "I clearly value Denise over you two."…

Yeah, I feel like if Malcolm wins immunity, there's the possibility he gives the HII to Denise, but I don't know if he even does that unless they really catch wind of Skupin and Lisa's plan. It would kinda be a "fuck you" to Skupin and Lisa, otherwise — a way of tacitly saying "I clearly value Denise over you two."…

Yeah, I feel like if Malcolm wins immunity, there's the possibility he gives the HII to Denise, but I don't know if he even does that unless they really catch wind of Skupin and Lisa's plan. It would kinda be a "fuck you" to Skupin and Lisa, otherwise — a way of tacitly saying "I clearly value Denise over you two."…

Prediction! Denise is royally screwed next week. If Skupin and Lisa were finally willing to turn on Denise and Malcolm this week (which is 100% in their best interests), I don't see why they would have any moral qualms about doing it next week and try for a Skupin/Lisa/Abi final three. With the alliance of four + Abi,…

Prediction! Denise is royally screwed next week. If Skupin and Lisa were finally willing to turn on Denise and Malcolm this week (which is 100% in their best interests), I don't see why they would have any moral qualms about doing it next week and try for a Skupin/Lisa/Abi final three. With the alliance of four + Abi,…

Well, there's the average female Survivor contestant, and then there's Abi. When your opponents all just accept things like "She can't climb," you know you've set a pretty low standard for yourself challenge-wise.

Well, there's the average female Survivor contestant, and then there's Abi. When your opponents all just accept things like "She can't climb," you know you've set a pretty low standard for yourself challenge-wise.

To be fair, there was no way of knowing whether Probst would straight-up
announce that the next item was an Immunity Challenge advantage, or
whether it would be one of the hidden items. Penner bid on a hidden item
that turned out to be fried chicken. It may very well have turned out
to be the challenge advantage and…