I earned my merit badge and read every page of this bitter misanthropic screech of a book (I think.  I might have blacked out.)  And I'll 45th everyone else that it's juvenile, terribly written, and hella long.  So it sounds like they made a faithful adaptation.
As an argument for a philosophy, I think it functions the…

Interesting, this list overlaps 66.67% with the list of acts who could play Superbowl halftime my coworker and I came up with (because I dismissed Beastie Boys as "too edgy".)  He said no GNR cause Axl would have to promise to wear pants.
But til then you better-!

Really?  I preferred their all style+grade reviews to the 8th grade writing comprehension+grade reviews commonly encountered.  Uh, except here.  (Cough)
After blipping out from paying attention to video games to go to grad school, I randomly picked up a copy of Game Informer at a friend's house and was confused by the…

Weird shit happens when itunes and napster downloads dance a tango.  The uh "damaged" mp3s mentioned on the thread above got worse on my ipod, or sometimes won't play or load at all.
Additionally itunes thinks any track from an <unknown> artist is apparently Lies Unknown, some band from Detroit.  I didn't realize I was…

I do sorta miss that batshit fucking randomness.
Is this really Bob Dylan live?  Is every punk/ska-ish song just labeled "Mr. Bungle"?  Is this just 3 min of white noise?
I enjoyed occasionally redoing the id tags on some hilariously mislabeled mp3s whose sound quality was good enough for me to not bother completely…

Hey same here!
Whatever metalhead we all caught that from must've been using a sharp rock as ripping software.

More Gary Sinise qualifications:
He played Truman in his biopic.  You know, the moronic sumbitch that fired MacArthur.  Goddam hippy.

Damn it man!  How tight can chains go!

Really?  Like their distant cousins at the Onion, I thought the shitty Photoshop was part of the appeal.
If they're mining ThinkGeek, I'm surprised the dead Tauntaun sleeping bag didn't come up.  I think it costs 2/3 of a L&O boxset.

I sure wish I knew how to tie my shoes!

I think my dad still makes that "Bear left!" "Frog Right!" joke when traveling.

Gaddam it!  That last minute of the Muppet Movie just made me tear up at work!
Talk about a mission statement from Henson…

No shit, eh?  This song for me in particular is like chocolately worn-out binky comfort food.

Aw.  What a big'ol lovable dork.
When I was 6 or 7, I saw the video for this song on MTV (so you know I'm ancient) with the images of Lum from Urusei Yatsura (I'm too lazy to check the spelling).  And the song and the image stuck with me for a decade until I heard Girlfriend in a friend's car and found 2 things I love:…

I hope that cross-dressing sasquatch at the end on the right in that picture gets drunk enough on Popov peartinis to start tearing some heads off.  But I guess they'd only get one season out of that.

I appreciated his work on X-files.  Added a touch of class.
I always found his Well-Manicured Man practically avuncular compared to Cancer man and the Godfather impersonator.  Like half the time he was warning one of them that they were targeted for assassination (again).  He did play a pretty chilly avuncular though…

Huh. Closer than Michael Cera, I guess.  I assumed my IT guy had finally achieved immortality in Muppet form.

He could go on a gun-cleaning rampage if he's a meticulous and OCD sniper.

Wow, you sure are a bitter and sex-obsessed lot.  Where's the belief in romance!? (coughs up spleen)
Anywho, I love both movies and was always pretty confident they were gonna do a 3rd one…. now-ish.  But I always thought, while the first 2 are all romantic and shit because of these captured fortuitous moments between…