I think it's great that Ajax from The Warriors has a presence here. I like his rapist suggestion.

I am the father of Juno's baby. That is what I meant.

Fuck Scott Pilgrim. Michael Cera, indie rock and pussy-ass, cuckolded, teenage douchebags can stay away from my multiplex.

Another Nabin article,
another use of "apoplectic."

Moonwalker 2k10
I think it'd be better if they just put out a modernized version of the arcade edition of Moonwalker, only with savage, stomach-turning violence. Like brutal shotgun blasts and throat cuttings and such. Plus really fast cars.

The tinny-ass production of your precious "Dirty Mind" doesn't even come close to the still-beefy sound of OTW and Thriller (or, for that matter, the Jacksons' Triumph, an overlooked classic of early 80s funk).

"Miss You"
I didn't watch enough of the video, but was that Rosario Dawson PLAYING Aaliyah in the first bit?

But "Zack Attack" is the one that deviated the most from the usual form of SBTB episodes, what with all the Casey Kasem and shit. And the (constantly misquoted) line from "Jessie's Song" is "I'm so excited…I'm so.. CONFUSED!" not "scared."

I think it's obvious:
Saved By The Bell - "Zack Attack."

Can you outsmart a bullet?

It's PROVOCATIVE!!