To the lit major— go ahead and get the masters. That will enable you to teach at a college instead of a high school. There's less money (much less, unfortunately), but also less bullshit. I spend a shitload of time grading papers but also a shitload of time writing and drinking and watching movies. Time I…

Nacho Libre would be a full star rating better if it didn't have random fart sound effects inserted into it. I know it was a Nickelodeon movie, but those moments really hurt the movie.

The typos are completely ruining my credibility as a professor.

I've been at a few schools now where banging students was looked down upon but completely acceptable, provided the students were over 18 and you weren't passing them because of said banging. I think you'd have to be pretty stupid to bang a student while you're still teaching him or her (or even after that, really,…

Also, I may know a great deal about Fantasy sports, but it I'll admit immediately that it's fucking lame. I was glad this show didn't have much of the league stuff actually in it, but it still felt like too much to me.

Fuck PPR leagues. Who gives a shit how many times a guy catches the fucking ball? It's what he does with it when he fucking has it. A guy who catches it three times for 102 yards and two TDs is infinitely more valuable than one that catches it 9 times but only gets 27 yards and no score. PPR leagues are fucking…

The fingers taking pictures bullshit from the wedding episode and now this… it seems like the writers don't really know how to have them flirt anymore or act like a couple, other than to manufacture these stupid little shared moments things that would make more sense in a Sandra Bullock movie.

I'm pretty sure Michael also hates Toby more now because Michael was in love with the previous HR person who had replaced him. Toby coming back was another dagger in his heart considering how that relationship was sabotaged by corporate (who Toby represents; as previously said, that corporate connection is why…

I'm 27 reasonable discussions late
but a "first of the gang to die" firstie shouldn't have been too much to ask.

Not bad, Rabin—
But your imagined Kanya PSA was far too articulate.

Oh man. Why did I stop watching reality tv?

Fuck this shit.
When is Gymkata 2 coming out?

Remember how she couldn't act. And by "couldn't act," I mean, she didn't even recognize cues to do anything other than stand there. She sucked at everything, but she won because the other chick was a conceited bitch. At least that's what I gathered after only seeing the last episode and nothing else of that show.

A running joke between my wife and me is how her favorite band is Supertramp. It never fails to make us laugh because Supertramp is fucking ridiculous.

What's a Intendo?

It's not Japanese or Crapenese.

Balki thinks other actors are pretentious jerks?!
Don't be re-dik-u-lous!

I haven't really been sick in nearly a decade.
I've forgotten what it feels like. Every time I feel a little weird, I wonder if it's me catching something, but then I just get drunk and go to bed, and the next day I feel like a million damn dollars.

I did laugh
At the rooster crowing at the end of a series of "they took our jobs" yells.

Honestly, the studios might make more money releasing shit simultaneously…
There seems to be a bizarre segment of the population which buys dvds just to buy dvds (young people who have disposable income?), often buying something they haven't seen before based on the dvd cover or who's in it or whatever. You know…