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Andy Capp
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She was also the DJ in The Warriors.

Once again, I will defend middle America. I've lived in various parts of flyover country most of my life, and I honestly can't name five people I've ever known who have been Leno fans. I think it has less to do with where you live and more to do with how lame you must be to agree to fill out Nielsen rating booklets.

He took the pain out of that deer, and he put it in my butthole.

Wrong. I was entertained by Gymkata. Not as much as Troll 2 or Stone Cold or Terror of Tiny Town or Nothing But Trouble or any other so-bad-they're-good flicks, but still, I was entertained.

I show one movie at the end of my lit course. It takes place the last week of the semester and is a break for them after spending fifteen weeks writing essays and reading hundreds upon hundreds of pages. Also, it encourages them to use that reading/writing homework time to study for the painful final they are going

If you don't love Jesus, you can go to hell.
This guy's a fucking legend.

Damn, it's CRI-ZAPPY!
These are probably the two episodes that you can show someone who has never seen the show and they will instantly become a fan.

ROCK ON THE MOON
You can get several of his songs (and a ton of other great songs by Bo Diddley, Link Wray, Johnny Kidd and the Pirates, the Sonics, and hell, just about any awesome musician from the 30s-60s… though quality isn't amazing, but most of it is lo-fi so who gives a shit) from WFMU's The Hound radio show

I'd like to hear a phone call between Sling Blade and Harvey Fierstein.

Best movie I ever watched in school— Schindler's List.

A better question is why you would need My Cousin Vinny on Blu-ray. I got it on dvd out of the $4 bin about five years ago. I assume it hasn't shot back up in price.

I wanted to go see this but it was only in the theater for about two hours. I did hear it was in focus, though.

Why, you're the hottest bitch I've ever seen!
Pretty good. Definitely a pre-cursor to John Waters.

More like a skinny, hairy, white Donovan McNabb.

Get Over It

Thank the fuck Christ.
I pay a shitload of money for a shitload of channels, considering I watch approximately 10 of them. The return of Futurama in its proper form ensures I will continue to pay that ungodly price. Sorry retirement fund!

BOGLINS!
C'mon, just like the furby ripped off the mogwai, this fucking thing looks just like the prized boglin puppets we all had in our youth. Except they look like shitty cartoons instead of rubber.

@ ed

Yes, but hte articles linked from the site are usually quite long and time-consuming to read. Also, they have several years worth of interesting links. It takes time to get through.

Too Much and Not Enough
That's usually how it goes.