If you take 'douchebag' from this interview you must have literally no sense of humour.

His current wife certainly dresses him better than that mad tart Meg Matthews.

His current wife certainly dresses him better than that mad tart Meg Matthews.

'Fook'.

'Fook'.

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you've never heard/read/seen a Noel interview before. His deadpan comic genius more than compensates for the past 15 years' musical output. I'd love to see a Britpop version of The Trip with Noel and Jarvis.

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you've never heard/read/seen a Noel interview before. His deadpan comic genius more than compensates for the past 15 years' musical output. I'd love to see a Britpop version of The Trip with Noel and Jarvis.

Viva Rock Vegas is easily the worst film I've ever seen.

Viva Rock Vegas is easily the worst film I've ever seen.

Chillax? It'd be a joy to go the cinema with you and cave your head in with a tire iron.

Chillax? It'd be a joy to go the cinema with you and cave your head in with a tire iron.

Birch was STACKED though. Proto-Dennings.

Birch was STACKED though. Proto-Dennings.

That film saved millions of lives through the healing power of laughter.

That film saved millions of lives through the healing power of laughter.

Weeeee what a pre-dick-a-ment.

Weeeee what a pre-dick-a-ment.

To be fair Conor Oberst made a good fist of it, but both The Beatles and Bugsy Malone did it better.

To be fair Conor Oberst made a good fist of it, but both The Beatles and Bugsy Malone did it better.

Totally Britta'ed it.