She's from Devon or Cornwall or somesuch. The only people making 'authentic' music down there look like Shore Patrol's avatar : http://youtu.be/AYA_0R7Vw1s

No black people here like Joss Stone. No one likes Joss Stone.

Has anyone ever seen
this guy and Calvin Harris in the same room at the same time? Didn't think so.

Acting Yorkshireman Who's Used To 'Uglying Up'
He should audition for Ramsay Bolton.

That's because Mustaine is a whiny bitch while Elliott is a proper Northern bleurk.

If only there was some believed-dead total badass with a grudge against Gregor(stein) who had gone off with a bunch of monks to dig graves who could come back and kick some ass.

If you want heartbreakingly sad, one of the biggest twists has to be the one near the end about:

It sounds like a lobotomized Adam Curtis film.

Presumably they use the Al-Q'aeda communal submarine SAM launcher.

ASOS is rammed with WTF moments. I'm guessing "Jaime Lannister sends his regards" is the big one, but the OTHER wedding, the Tower of the Hand scene, the final chapter and the epilogue are going to be equally crazy on screen. I'm going to be sick of hearing the phrase 'jumped the shark' horribly misused after the…

And stole car parts over an extended period of time.

PETER HOOK CAUGHT DESECRATING GRAVE.

Does my breath smell of gas? It's the partially digested Scotch egg I ate earlier.

That part is as horrifying as anything ever put on screen. Pure unadulterated bleakness.

No Blackfish, no Tower of Joy, for a start. I loved the TV show but would highly recommend the book.

I found the Dany chapters a real slog up until The House of the Undying. Can't wait to see how they do that next spring.

Bateman burned off his good will with that Dustin Hoffman toyshop movie that sounded like the Troy Mcclure vanity project.

Magnets. Just, magnets.

Bluto.

It's definitely Monkey. See Gareth's impression in the Xmas Special.