*sits in car outside Reddit's house, crying*

Why is this not a Great Job, Internets! ?

Scout Awkwardmann agrees!

Psychiatrists, probably.

I'm sure she was just happy to be on the ol' teevee.

he won an Oscar. Respekt.

Tax shelter.

Order, order.. I call to session the first meeting of the Shy Masturbators Association

*sprints to the patent office*

there's money in dem pebbles!

it's almost as if the more people click the article, the more ad revenue said site makes! Who wants to read about the election? We want more vagina pebbles!!

eh, don't bother, waste o' time

*shudder*

That sounds more like a personal assistant. A slave would be mining timanthium on planet Zerrod for eternity or some such malarky.

can't pay anyone enough to watch & review that shite, I guess..

Go sit on Stephen Moffat's lap.

ooh, my favourite kind of danger.. aquatic danger!

Peak O'Neal has quite the ring to it..

Just like Rahm Emanuel, she lost it while working the slicer at Arby's.

Thank god, somewhere I can go to listen to Nickelback and not be judged.