Nooo! Someone call Kirk Cameron!

in the theatre? weren't there other kids around?

I really would, but much too busy attending Grateful Dead course at UC Santa Cruz..

it's so painful every time Terriers is mentioned.. what a fun show that was. This? This does not look like fun.

Children's Hospital.. c'mon!

It's about time network tv mined our childhood entertainment for TV show ideas..

fuck, I am rock hard right now.

that new Steve Carrell movie?

My brother died on the set of that movie! One of the mechanical spiders just went haywire and tore him to pieces, and Tom Selleck just stood there and watched him die..

c'mon, child labour needs a comeback! put dem lazy kids to work!

and his cousin Darryl..

oh, Clive Warren, you rapscallion..

the HR Giger Signature Series..

the Swayze Express.. priceless

oh, I get it.. Rebecca Wright.. shouldn't it be called Wrong Judge?

*googles squirrel eater* Huh, we def need to bring this term back..

Pish posh, Matthias Schoenaerts is a helluva name! Solid Belgian?

Heyy, me and my buddys from AP English started a garage band called "Sociopolitical Lambaste"!

"I don't retire.. I retire you"

Puttin It Down.. like an ashtray for the butt