"Summer Glau"…that's a feminine hygiene product, right?

Zing!

Yeah, it was like he was in prison at the US Postal Service Federal Depository.. maybe he committed mail fraud, methinks? No white man gets 2-years in jail, just for punching a cop! This is still America, right?

Maybe the dinosaurs will turn out to be aliens? Insert some alternate universe mumbo-jumbo here..

Wasn't Rapey Undertones part of Wu-Tang Clan?

Yep, that checks out. Well done!

I think about now is when M Greene calls you RACIST

Chuck sucketh since creation. Everyman super spy-guy? Gimme a fuckin' break. Snore.

he actually has a job??

I only tossed "recessive genes" into my post to sound smart (and less racist, perhaps?). Does that make me a bad person?

It still stinks. Where is Slumdog Millinaire when you need him? Probably only the youngest girl looks a bit of both. Meh, its obviously some of the little things that just add up to why this show will ultimately be destroyed. The "Lost" comparisons are not deserved, at all, I feel nothing for any of the stock…

Also, this bothered me when I saw the pilot, anyone notice how none of the kids are the slightest bit brown? The mother is East-Indian looking, but the kids are whiter than my cousin Johnny Whiteman. Same thing with that chick from True Blood that Sam Merlotte was going after. Totally white childrens! Do all east…

feels like it, yeah

so he's got a lot in common with sarah palin… zing!

Oh yeah, there is the singing, too..

Yeah, I endorse VanDerWerff for Pres in 2012. So he will have to stop writing these fantastically shitty reviews. Thats right, I'd rather have him as commander + chief

damnit, i hate Mandy Patinkin so much and I really don't know why (the constant squinting, perhaps?)..but Lewis is great, gotta love a redhead named Damien, amiright?

I was thinking a more parasitic-type role for Whitney. Example: suggest Community to a friend and they end up watching Whitney while waiting for Community. Did I mention they hate me now?

Is there a problem with that? His expression is priceless!

Wait, Russell Crowe is in this?