"All right, you primitive screwheads, this is my particular set of skills!"

I'll have my guy bring the contracts in the morning.

I know I'm accelerating away from it pretty fast. No kidding, dude, get it out of my latte.

My book will never run out of batteries and fade from view. That's all I need.

Oh, great, except I'm a girl and I don't have a penis. Just seemed like I hadn't seen you post since the redo, so it was good to see the Leg and the Face again.

@Unrepentant Racist

Or maybe they could graft a giant black penis next to a old white guy's penis and watch the comedy/horror fireworks! I'm thinking Shaq and John McCain…and they could call it

It's like drinking cologne. Odd and unpleasant, but you get great breath.

Sweet and salty together tastes like total orgiastic joy.

Sweet sweet socialism.

Will there be future Taste Tests featuring Internet Eating Sensation Dave Chang? Inquiring minds want to know:

Wow. I'm just….wow…

Cross Creek
Rip Torn is AWESOME.
"You shot my pig. It was practically a pet."

Legface! How's it hangin?

MacBookAir, etc.

I hope you danced around.

Taken 2: The Tookening

Hey, Jorge, how ya doing? Feeling better?

They are just SWEET. I wish I had grandkids so I could play this for them. I'll just listen myself, I guess…

No, they just clone him from his nose.