Oh, and thanks, Dan, for the answer. Every few years, I spend about a month in Scotland, so I will have to try that next time I'm there. I assume Tesco has this?

Achilles's Last Stand?

I don't think Joanne's was a partisan screech. She is simply pointing out that no one short of a godling could meet the absurd expectations the Obamites are putting on their guy. And beatifying him IS stupid, just as demonizing Bush is. No one is THAT black and white, if you'll pardon the expression.

RED TITLES RED TITLES!!! Thank you AV Club guys!!! You really did listen to the little guy! Change we can believe in!

RED BOXES RED BOXES RED BOXES!!!!!

SHIT I ONLY PRESSED ONCE. Now I don't want pink anymore

SHIT I ONLY PRESSED ONCE. Now I don't want pink anymore

SHIT I ONLY PRESSED ONCE. Now I don't want pink anymore

Is that like an Angel Food smoothie at Smoothie King? Cause I'm so on board for that.

Is that like an Angel Food smoothie at Smoothie King? Cause I'm so on board for that.

Is that like an Angel Food smoothie at Smoothie King? Cause I'm so on board for that.

That sucks, Cauda. Where are you from?

No "schwing!"?

Can we all just admit that she's kind of a suck poet? Or would that spoil the day?

Well, that's not so gentle, Herpes.

I have been downloading the pure love and rainbows emanating from Washington, D.C. and don't you think otherwise, young man!

My new memory stick. Is that OK?

Miss Lillian was pretty funny too.

Oh, just say you are. It's not like they're gonna check, and you'll still get a good grade.

Change we can't believe in