(already stunningly drunk) You are a true friend, Reck….(belches)

(starts to scratch balls, but doesn't have any)

I mean, really. I'd just like to see the last eps now. Or are the subhumans at ABC gonna make us BUY them?Those pustules.

JUST KIDDING. (face splits open to reveal burning skull speaking in ZMF voice)
DIE ABC EXECS, DIE, DIE, DIE. May your testicles wither and your hemorrhoids increase. May your loathsome trophy wives' plastic surgery fail. May your horrific hell-spawn come home with a bad report card. MAY YOU NEVER HAVE ANOTHER HIT AS…

Oh, hi, everyone! What's up?

Yeah, I head he was eating like a fliipn' PIG, too. His weight really ballooned there at the end.

Damn. A+, Mick.

Who's the white private cod
Who ever got the country's nod?
Taft!
Right on…

YOU KILLED PAC-MAN!?!?!!?

He already did eternal suffering - It's called Phantom of the Opera.

Indeed I do, Sir C. And I only weigh about 95 pounds, despite all that cognac. Have to fit into the leather jumpsuit, y'know. And the Aston-Martin needs a tuneup.

I'd still hit that.

Yes, you can! I look forward to visiting NY someday, and experiencing the novelty of a subway. Houston is such an effluvial sump that we will NEVER have a subway. It would flood every day.

Hey, Odysseus. You're my favorite possibly-fictional character. Just sayin'.

Kiss kiss, ba. Hey, you pic looks like the skull of a bowling ball - what is it?

Queequeg's tits and Starbuck's ass…

Uwe Boll's Remembrance of Things Past:

ba, do you usually go to the subway station to get drunk?

Mystery date, are you ready for your Mystery Date?
Don't be late.
It could be fate.
Open the door for your (sigh) Mystery Date.

You're 6'6"?
GOD, you rock.
Just tell me your voice is like Xerxes in 300.