I love Blue Man, Johnyy5000…

Yeah, and Zardoz…what was THAT all about?

(hides hammer behind back) Oh, no particular reason…

And his shit is never subject to change.
And one thing I like about this new site design is that no one can seriously impersonate him. Though I do love the fakes sometimes.

Fabio Testi (no kidding)

Little nose, big hose..

Little nose, big hose..

Not to criticize such fine grammar, but wouldn't it be a "man's" lap "into" which his "face" is thrust?

REALLY one of the best write-ups I've ever seen on AV Club. You've done a man's job, sir.

Horta:
Squeezed out any bowling balls lately?

My shameful love for Love, Actually is well-documented. If only I were a Portugese waitress!

Yeah, thanks to Mel, I'm pretty nationwide.

Ah, Colin Firth. Heartthrob of English departments everywhere.

Little Women - any of them - is a really good chick flick too. Oddly (as a English teacher who adores the book) I like the newest version (Winona Ryder) the best. Susan Sarandon as a feminist Marmee is kinda hard to take, though.

1 whole minute after Googling "sugartits"!

Haha, Shredder. Good one.

Yeah. I couldn't keep the What Are You Looking At after the format change, AND I had to put a space because plain old Sugartits was taken. But it's me, titacular as ever.

I may be suffering from mild brain damage after grading about too many papers, but I don't know what you meeeaaannnnn…..

It's this new format. I can't tell what articles are new. (Other than memory, I mean. And I can't count on that.)

Oh, yeah. Heroic ham acting (and I mean that as a compliment) on a grand scale, like Heston! No more of those, alas.