Ignoring how obsolete the internet has made this kind of snark, it's little known that he made his commercial debut with piano credits for Everything is Everything in his late teens.

C+ is pretty generous. When your complaint with an album this singularly ignorant boils down to "ultimately not enough ignorance", you know the shark got jumped in the showers and assfucked.

What in the world is wrong with you people?

This really was an impressive project. One of the few artists that can wear his influences on his sleeves without beating you over the head with them, though I think some of the tracks were recycled from a previous EP which did in part take away from the slick, high art motif he was gunning for.

Why'd you have to Armond White all up in this bitch?

How in the world is that a silly premise?

Tell me the chase with the wringwraiths wasn't great.

*sighs in exasperation* Finally.

This show is pretty terrible.

It's an old people trope. Blindness to the existence of music videos gradually increases past the age of around 19.

This was practically a Larkin poem.

I too am not averse to the AV Club reviewing R&B releases but of all the albums released this year this is probably the most sterile one they could have chosen.
Monica's had her moments in the past, but there are so many artists doing intriguing things with the genre right now (and no, Frank Ocean and The Weeknd do not…

Was going to explain but I found a video that does it a lot better than I could hope to.

It has one of the dumbest endings in the history of film.

This thing was patently terrible.

Try everyone that ever played Need for Speed.

If you watch no other episode of the Cleveland Show for the rest of your life watch last nights.

Fuckem.

Carol was wearing a two way headset and a string bikini and has a secret internet connection…

There was also sharp bursts of obedient applause. You can't forget about the obedient applause.