The real problem is, if The Rock and Vin Diesel were at that point to start passionately making out, I don't think I'd be able to look away.

No we're definitely well stocked in the gluteal department but the aesthetic media is pretty much booty blind.

Leave your ghetto pass on the desk on your way out.

Just thought you should know that every now and again, I will think about what you wrote here and smile to myself.

Joss Fucking Stone? Yeah, Adele and Duffy are pretty dismal and I'm happy to agree to disagree about Amy Winehouse, but coming out in favour of the queen of bland, middling soul undermines anything you have to say.

Probably my favourite use of a Fela sample.

Your optimism is welcome but, if it was going to happen it would have happened by now.

Because of all this I will never be able to give a Dawes album a fair listening. I mean, if I don't instantly ejaculate the moment I press play I'll have to peg the album as a massive disappointment.

I'm sorry but I don't buy that. He's an integral part of the characters' creative narrative. You can't imagine Cable and Daedpool looking any different to the way that they do now.

You know what fine, Liefeld is a shitty artist, but people too easily forget the  great characters and stories that he helped came up with. I mean just for Daedpool alone people should cut him a break.

mental gymnastics.

These aren't the locations you needed, but they're probably the locations you deserve.

Look, I ain't no gangsta, but I'll probably fuck you up wit a crowbar.

Are you honestly telling me that you think Adele is pushing the boundaries of music?

Dead horse.

You could make an even more serious argument that she hasn't.

You ain't so special.

Seeing as any time I mention it to girls I know they attempt to claw my eyes out, it's not a popular opinion, but I feel like she's got progressively worse with each album.

Even The Cleveland Show was better than this.

Either I'm not paying enough attention, or you're ridiculously attentive.