Primitive Radio Gods - Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money in My Hand

Nooooooooooo! I was on the 18th hole!!

Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in!

That's Gold!!

And if anyone doesn't agree that 24 is the highest number, they're going to hear it from my 45.

The definitive animated Darwin film is obviously this: http://zanimation.tv/compon…

Everything except capisce.

Just remember to always start eating it from the middle of the sandwich.

When I was 7 I went to a friend's birthday party and the movie his parents had us watch was Death Wish II. To this day I quote the "Do you believe in Jesus" line. The family was Filipino. The point: Filipino's love them some Jesus and Charles Bronson. Spread the word!!

I prefer my reviews in the style of Mazes and Monsters: http://www.amazon.ca/review…

Their wife is in a coma

Let's not forget Sleigh Bells

It's like my Dad used to say: You can't trust the man what's made of gas.

You don't mess around with God's America!

The movie takes place in just that one room!! That room is gonna be a star I tells ya!!!

I had a Max Headroom sleeping bag when I was 13 and was the hit of the slumber party scene!! I was the King of summer for one brief year!! Beat that!!

I used to watch The Simpsons with the captioning on because I'm an idiot. When the farmer mentions the Paul Newman line about breaking his legs, for whatever reason, the captioning replaces Paul Newman with Jiffy Pop. This was on the original airing, I'm not sure about syndication or the DVDs. You're all welcome for…

I always thought "The Bishop's Wife" was just Christmas themed enough to be watched at Christmas but not so much that it can't be watched any other time. Point is: I likes it!!!

Colt Cabana will always be Scotty Goldman to me!!

I enjoyed "Fresh Ass based on the novel 'Tush' by Ass Fire" way more! (And "Assatar", "The Lovely Boners" and "The Hind Side").