The first Genesis/Megadrive one was terrible but i enjoyed Clone Wars as once you had unlocked Magneto the game became so much easier.

There used to be a cracking wee place in Falkirk called Fast Freddies that did amazing Hot Dogs with a special ketchup that just tasted amazing. The place shut down about 10 years ago and i've never found that ketchup elsewhere.

Well i had to quit out of the mission and go do the Ninja training mission as i had no Ninjitsu unlocked by the time i had got to Enma, and even then the shuriken's i unlocked seemed pretty much useless. I ended up just defeating her using weapons and dodges alone.

Yeah the run from the bonfire down to the swamp area was a bit heavy but careful planning or just doing a runner and then hiding worked fine too. I have heard that the Angels have been nerfed since release though, haven't had it on in a few weeks so haven't seen it myself.

There was a X-Men Mutant Apocalypse game for the SNES, never got a euro release though. Looked cracking.

I put it down one side of my Hot Dog and mustard down the other.

She had me put the game down for a few months until i beat her a week ago. No other boss in the game has even come close to being as relentless so far. Though i have only just beaten Umi-Bozu so maybe some future ones are.

Yeah but chances are in your first battle against Ms Enma you won't have any ninja abilities and the magic hasn't been unlocked yet. The fact the game really doesn't explain the Ninjitsu or that you've unlocked it doesn't really help you much when you get to the end of the level she's on You really need to depend on…

Future wars will be fought over this colon issue. just like that Simpsons episode

Yep it was amazing and a brilliant end to the series, if it truly is the end. But the whole difficulty thing is a bit off.

There's a place just 2 minutes walk from my house that will fill a Calzone with any curry of your choosing and top it off with melted cheese and spicy onions.

Nioh can be a lot more punishing than Dark Souls ever was. I don't think there has been a boss in DS that was anywhere near as relentless as Hino-Enma or could one shot you as you walked into the arena like Umi-Bozu does.

Press X to be Human.

Ramming your fist in a garbage compactor "did it better" than any David Cage game!

As much as i enjoy Horizon it just never did anything spectacularly. It did everything competently and smoothly but it wasn't groundbreaking or did anything new and amazing. It also had a few wee niggles like not being able to clamber on a ledge unless it had the shimmer on it.

Get it, its a damn fine game which jumps between gameplay styles faster than shit off a stick.

At the moment its a toss up between Nier: Automata, Nioh and the DLC for Dark Souls 3 with Nioh possibly being the front runner at the moment. I'm just having so much fun slaying Yokai.

For all it got wrong Apocalypse is still vastly superior to either of those two travesty's.

ALIEN 3!!

Does this mean i need to see the first one now? I'd done so well avoiding Zombie shit for the last few years too.