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The Mighty Manotaur
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Clint Howard won't even need make up to portray some sleezy alien.

Or a sad ballad about how he lost the Falcon in a game of Sabacc?

Meh, not even Howard will be able to drag this film out of the "should never have been made" bracket.

They could have at least left their boobs.

I could do with a discount tent for this coming winter.

Of course he is, he wants to awaken everyone from a very pleasant dream where they get to live full and rich lives into a fucking post apocalyptic world of darkness.

Thats only cause she's a CGI construct and explodes very easily.

Dunno why Karnov ever joined up with them.

But Avril Levigne died about 14 years ago did she not?

Proof or i sue!

They're keeping him chained up and forced to write over 10,000 words per day whilst listening to Katy Perry's Roar on repeat.

I still await the fusion of Rod, Jane and Freddy with Megadeath.

Maybe try bumping the game up to normal then and see how you fare.

Netherrealm have had great tutorials in their games for years now. Not only do they look after their new players by teaching them the basics they look after those who want to play vs the cpu with a plethora of single player options.

Will Feral?

Batman standing in front of green screen for cheap special effect?

spoilers!

Home made, naturally.

No, no, no!! They need to add some Woody Allen because what is a man bat but a collection of neurotic tic's and mannerisms?

I say we take em to the edge of the world and kick them off!