The main villain is Dr New Flesh.

Old Scientist Lobot?

Just like DC don't need to use,,,,,,

Like a Baldwinado?

Yes but we don't talk of them anymore. Only Alec is allowed out nowadays.

Surely if Jackman was too tall Schreiber is gargantuan?

David Cronenberg's Crash Bandicoot?

Honestly how big are these sharks getting? Or is it a "as big as needed at the time thing"?

Thats a lot of semi's, is there any sort of erectile medicine being used?

Add in Unkle's Psyence Fiction and Attack of the Grey Lantern by Mansun and you've essentially got my 90's soundtrack.

Break down every track?

Yeah but the Sarlaac couldn't digest Mandalorian armour so there!

Try your own semen and feces instead.

AvP was pretty bad to be honest. It was single player only and was pretty boring too.

Keep it that way, for your own sake.

Later this year with the Crash remake?

I think you mean Commodore 64 or GOTO Fuck Off

I really don't see what they're going for. Atari games have their charm, for about 2 minutes and then you'll be bored. Sure we all loved the thing when it was new and the games were groundbreaking but as soon as the NES and other systems came out they showed just how limited the system truly was.

I think i've seen about 30 minutes of it and found it not to be that funny.

The majority of film franchises with 4 movies or more are better than the Transformers.