good ol' Bugger King!

Thats a Dead Ringer for my love life.

Or to celebrate you buying a new sex toy "Long Live the New Fleshlight".

Thats because it is the answer to everything!

Needs more penis in a jar!

Oh yeah i often think what would Pennywise or George Stark do in this instance.

Party on, Zsasz.

You tickle them until it shoots out the other end.

Deep fried with breadcrumbs and a Guacamole dip?

Ace and Ted's Excellent Detectives?

Yeah but before or after they close the pages?

Bare Naked Ladies you say?

HOT OCAMPA'S!!

Was LaForge hiding on Spock Prime's ship?

But isn't Wesley Crusher now an omnipotent being like The Traveler?

There should be an unwritten law that all Star Trek franchises must have an appearance by Mr Combs, preferably in the Weyoun mould.

I just remember the uniforms and that usually sorts it out. That and the ships doctor.
Alien or holo doctor = shit show.

A colossal one. In the beginning of the show B'lanna was kinda into Harry until she discovered how useless he truly was.

Tom Paris was an ensign too was he not? Yes he was demoted during the run, also Harry Kim started out as ensign and ended the show still as an ensign.

So he's Hitler?