You dirty, stinking Beaches!!

Its a bit of a strange read. But that may be why its so damn good.

I can tell you what i should be reading in December

"I masturbated 22 times in the last 24 hours.” “Oh come on, you know that’s too much!"

Because Superman was written to be a moody dick without any optimism.

But it should also bring forth a feeling of optimism in that someone has skinned Zack Snyder and we've all been saved from him making any more terrible movies.

But what if you got coke in my crack?

♫Would you like a chicken supper Bobby Sands?♫

Fletch Lives….. Again!!

Yes she was in 2 episodes of Hannibal as Georgia Machden.

Mortal Engines: The one where we replace the majority of the cast bar the main actress cause she's only good enough for TV work anyway

Don't forget the epic power struggle between Thomas the Tank Engine and Ivor The Engine for the right to lead the trainfolk.

As we're told to do in the UK when actually learning to drive.

Yeah pretty much all my elderly relatives have their own built in fart machine, my great uncle Danny could let go on every single step of the stairs in his house when going up them. About 18 in total, and i was usually shocked that there was no brown fluid leaking from his trousers by the end of the climb.

Jackie Stallone wears hat!

Maybe he could avenge his dead gay son in the Heathers reboot instead?

Wasn't that the pilot Mia Wallace was in?

That's sounds deliciously evil!

I had never ever seen the film but had heard about it from friends sisters so i knew the base story and how it ended.

And there's no way of gnawing your own leg off?