From the second season it should have been called Familiar Girl and then after season seven they should call it Old Girl.

Steve-"I'm gonna go get your Mum and then get to Bangor as quickly as i can"

Damon Wayans Prime? Who passed that guy the Matrix of Leadership?

♫Tale as old as time♫

Why not both?

That looks like the Wonder Man logo, someone call Marvel/Disney.

You're history's greatest monster!!

He's Jerry Lewis?

Does it feature a stereo typical Italian American who will disappear into the ether sometime during the first and second seasons?

How the hell else are you supposed to blow your nose?

He'd be better off going the animated movie route. Having a "dark, R-rated, scary, badass sort of script" doesn't mean it has to be live action. You don't even need to tie it into the old HBO series, or use that as a starting point as it was much better than the movie ever was.

He'll always be Unicron to me.

And kids who bullseye wamp-rats in their T-16's usually grow up to be serial killers or weirdo's.

I still remember opening mines up and almost crying. I wanted a Starscream not this horror.

Its the saber he loses on Bespin after his hand gets lobbed off by his Daddy.

The time period would have been better conveyed if they'd rocked up at Bespin and Han had a full beard, Leia had ran out of sanitary towels and Chewbacca's hair was just matted with all manner of stuff including his own waste.

I can't believe its not Blue Milk.

Are you sure you're not thinking of The Ewok movies? (runs and hides in corner)

Then how did Luke light up his fathers in ANH? Or Han to cut the Tauntaun open on Hoth?

I just picture it being in a junk shop somewhere with Luke's severed hand still grasping it and a sign saying "Human hand for sale, comes with oddity. 29.99 Republic Credits."