I liked his celebration dance because it was "Yes!" without being "IN YOUR FACE!!!", which a lot of must-winners do, much to their detriment.

I liked his celebration dance because it was "Yes!" without being "IN YOUR FACE!!!", which a lot of must-winners do, much to their detriment.

I don't know . . . I like Malcolm and I think he's a sound strategist, but he doesn't have a great poker face. You could see him freak out both times his idol became not-so-secret. Like how he confronted Lisa a few weeks ago: "You found my idol? Okay, we're in a F3 alliance now." Not entirely subtle.

I don't know . . . I like Malcolm and I think he's a sound strategist, but he doesn't have a great poker face. You could see him freak out both times his idol became not-so-secret. Like how he confronted Lisa a few weeks ago: "You found my idol? Okay, we're in a F3 alliance now." Not entirely subtle.

Oh and Dreamz. Don't forget Dreamz.

Oh and Dreamz. Don't forget Dreamz.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this (unless they have . . . I get sort of skimmy after reading for more than 15 minutes), but was anyone else disturbed by the (I assume) unintentional angry clown face on Fabio's sleeveless top? That's all I could see whenever that outfit was on screen and now I won't be able to…

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this (unless they have . . . I get sort of skimmy after reading for more than 15 minutes), but was anyone else disturbed by the (I assume) unintentional angry clown face on Fabio's sleeveless top? That's all I could see whenever that outfit was on screen and now I won't be able to…

That would be so very, very awesome.

That is true and it's a good argument (especially her being able to keep Hantz relatively in check) (without strangling the little twerp), but to play devil's advocate, I think it's easier to make big moves when you have a huge target on your back. You've got a lot less to lose.

I think Parvati's best season, strategically, was FvF.

I'm not saying that the tribe Kim had to deal with were all Ivy Leaguers, I'm saying, collectively, if you took the Thailand cast (Clay, Jan, Ted, Shii Ann, etc.) and matched them up with the One World cast, the Thailand crew would most likely win the derp-off.

The big (and it's big) difference between Kim and Thailand Brian is that Kim (with a few exceptions) played with far more intelligent and savvy people than Brian did. Brian may have dominated the back half of that season, but the bar was really, really, really low. Plus, he took the route of picking the people he knew…

I think we definitely overrate players who are narrators of their own success. Remember Sofie? Exactly.

But Probst is like that - he relentlessly crucifies anyone who doesn't play the way he likes to see the game played (he did the same to Cochrane last season). I wish they'd get him off the show. He's way too comfortable with it and inserts himself into the game via TC far too much.

I loved that! In fact, I loved the whole jury session - I thought it was a delight to watch people who understood what Survivor actually is. I suppose I'm in the minority, but train wrecks of bitterness and self-unaware . . . ity annoy the ever lovin' microbes out of me. Joviality and respect aren't boring. They're…

I want it to be Penner. Therefore it won't be Penner.

How many confessionals has Christina had on this show? Two? Has she had any in the past five weeks?

I thought this would be the season I quit Survivor (I've watched every season but the first). It was mostly due to the unbearable douchiness of Probst: his attempts to manipulate the game during Tribal, his unabashed love for young, buff guys who do well in physical challenges, and his utter disdain for weaker men and…

See, I thought Kim was going to keep Kat until the tide of resentment turned and both Chelsea & Alicia wanted her out, and it was easier for her to go with the majority sentiment rather than rally to save her (when you're playing two sides, you can't push too hard on any one point or you'll cause mistrust).