Topher Grace?
Shit people, Topher Grace's film career is in serious trouble. I knew we should have let him be Spider-Man.

I think you're forgetting that Topher Grace was the star of That 70's Show, he can slip into any decade and make it his own.

Yeah, because Yeezy has already passed MJ. Or are we going to forget all of MJ's shitty albums along with his child molestation.

Ghostface Killah is the rap Bob Dylan of our generation anyway. Or MF DOOM or somebody with some longevity. Not somebody whose fanbase will buy whatever shitty album he releases in droves while he admits that his last album was crap but this one will be different. Eminem and his stans are in some kind of terrible…

Jackie, Jr. was also robbing a game run by one of Ralphie's underlings, which is incredibly stupid as Ralphie is pretty much the only one supporting their mafia careers.

The intensity of scalpers is going to be worse for a "farewell show."

Long Kiss Goodnight>>>>Hit 'Em Up

Newswire back on top! Power to the people!

The Pierce thing sincerely never gets old! Let's keep it up

Has Been was actually pretty good for a spoken word album. This sounds terrible but maybe it will wind up being decent. You just gotta believe.

But where are they going to make these babies? Behind the middle school perhaps?

kevin smith wants to cut the marketing budget out of his films and he thinks that's neat, still hates the press and critics

Lord Running Clam is pretty clearly a Polack

Yeah that Pierce joke and it's follow-up were excellent. B+ indeed!

shit shit shit somebody get Nicki Minaj on the phone QUICK

I've met RDJ's friends, good guys that don't steal or cheat or drink or lie
They told him to drop this stupid film and just wait around to die

At least Sean Penn was just sticking up for poor little Jude Law. Sean Penn knew that Jude Law's time in the limelight wouldn't last long and to let him enjoy it while he could.

Where are these way worse shows? Because I'm blanking. There's 2 & 1/2 Men and Outsourced but those aren't really worse, those are more accurately described as BBT's peers.

The Joy and That's My Bitch are still stellar tracks. Excitement for this album still high.

Funny People was awesome, that Eminem scene was disposable though. And, like the Eminem Entourage cameo or his cameo in that Punisher comic, only tries to further perpetuate the myth that Eminem could be considered a physical threat to anyone and isn't just a ridiculous little man who can't come to grips with his…