The trailer references planking.
I think that's really all I need to say.

While I don't outright hate Forrest Gump, I will say that I have the exact same problems with it as I did with The Dark Knight Rises - overlong, heavy-handed, and not nearly enough Batman.

As a film I don't mind Gump a whole lot (mostly because of Tom Hanks), but I've come to resent it because I feel like people tend to view it as some profound classic. It's the cinematic equivalent of Third Eye Blind; people only like it because they don't know any better.

By some accident of nature I ended up seeing it twice, so I think I may have unconsciously trying to compensate.

I'm disappointed that it isn't Paul Higgins.

Imagine a Ready Player One movie where the entirety of War Games runs uncut about halfway through.

Does the target demographic even know who the original Looney Tunes characters are? This isn't supposed to be a "kids these days" question, I sincerely have no idea.
This is also based on the assumption that the target demo is "actual children" and not "self-proclaimed '90s kids".

My dad always disliked FOP on the whole, but was utterly enamored with the Speed Racer segment of Channel Chasers, and I think that says a lot about how well done it secretly is.

I think the decline of SpongeBob's later seasons can best be characterized like this: The Fry Cook Games aired in the second season and was a typical 11 minute episode that still stands as a fairly strong one, if not better. Had it aired three seasons later, it would've been a half-hour special, and it would've sucked.

Chocolate With Nuts, Idiot Box, and The Camping Episode are probably the three most essential for me.
SB129, Club Spongebob, Band Geeks, and Graveyard Shift are all close runners-up, and the best two episode pairing is far and away Wet Painters/The Krusty Krab Training Video.

Same here. In my childhood copy I actually interpreted the blank pages in the back as being where you were supposed to finish the story.
I remember finding it depressing and kind of terrifying, which is sort of a reductive way of explaining why I love it now.

I looked up Primitive Radio Gods' Wikipedia page recently and it's actually kind of depressing. Reading about their attempts to carry the momentum just gives you as sort of pitiful sense of desperation - from what I can tell, their most recent or two most recent albums weren't even released in physical copy.

I'd say she and Kevin Costner in Thirteen Days are pretty much the king and queen of the bad Boston accent prom.

Shadow now refers to Laura as Honey Bunny.

"Defenders argue, however, that the LEGO sets mirror the evil-minded ingenuity required to construct the concentration camps as instruments of terror."
That's honestly one of the strangest sentences I've ever read on Wikipedia.

"Contact a doctor if your Zac Efron lasts more than four hours."

The twist is that you find out that the dude in that hairpiece the whole time - that's Bruce Willis.

It's telling that the Grammys sign their name with a Capital G.

I believe this is the song I keep referring to as "That Bruno Mars song cleverly disguised as a Police song".

"And what's all this about not paying taxes? Everybody has to pay taxes, even businessmen that lie and cheat and steal, even they have to pay taxes - otherwise it's like stealing from the government!" was always a personal favorite of mine.