Why the Beatles are better than the Stones:
The Beatles knew when to quit.

Hell, some of his works are so potent, you can smoke the pages.

Milius comes through particularly strongly when Conan's father points to a sword and tells his son "This… you can trust."

Worth a moment of your precious time, in any case.

Knows her place?
So she knows that all her parts are the same?

Jesus Christ, Naismith, are you suggesting Jesus fucked his mom?

Bridger, I don't think anyone's going to say that murder, rape, and torture didn't exist before Christianity.

Bourdain is God.
No Reservations is basically a cookbook for me.

And Brad's criticism would be really cutting edge if Lennon himself hadn't anticipated it.

LXG is the movie.
And I never want to be reminded of its existence again.

If Ms. Goldstein thinks that a comments section on a pop culture review site is a legitimate medium for satire, she's beyond our help.