RIP Dennis Hopper. Definitely poured out a PBR in honor of him. (Although in hindsight, he probably would have preferred I pour out a Heineken).

So true, although Miller Lite was guilty of many of the same gimmicks (pre their above-mentioned re-branding). The Miller Lite "punch top can" was literally designed to facilitate shotgunning beers.(https://www.youtube.com/wat…

One of my favorite Onion news clips: http://www.theonion.com/vid…

True story: was at a baseball game in line for some beers and a large rural gentleman standing in line in front of me ordered "two yellowbellies" from the beer stand attendant. A puzzled look came upon the attendant's face and the customer's girlfriend quickly and impatiently said "Coors REGULAR." The gentleman…

The one where he's the cop is pretty good.

So Phil Collins is Power Pop Pop-Pop?!

TAKE MY MONEY.

That would be very Ryan Adams-y

Mutt Lange doing Jay-Z's Black Album? Hmmm

Why you mad? Fix ya face, ain't his fault they all be jocking (keep up!)

Hetfield's voice in particular hasn't faded one Iota. New song "Atlas, Arise!" is a good example of this.

You've heard the phrase "Let's get busy?" Well this is a Pope who gets "biz-aye", consistently and thoroughly.

Golf pun skills over 3000.

Loved him in that Thin Blue Line parody. Spot-on.

Too late to add Comedy Bang Bang? Scott Achingman is back at Suicide House (site of the the Werewolf Studios at 1122 Boogie Woogie Ave.). This year is sorely missing Messmor LeBaron, who has come back to life.

That's a very interesting theory.

This. It's similar to how Read Dead Redemption insinuated some black NPC's into the story, despite potentially being anachronistic to the time.

"I'm in the HOA…..no, not that one."

That scene reminded me of Isaac Asimov's "Three Laws of Robotics" for protection of the guests. I think obviously protection of the "Creator" is likely paramount, whereas the rules are more lax in a place like Pariah for other guests. Notice that no hosts intervene to prevent William from Hurting Logan when he shoves…

That's true, and there aren't any famous denizens of the Old West wandering around, a la Deadwood. We haven't met any Calamity Janes or Earp brothers. Perhaps the Westworld executives didn't want to pay the estates of their families for use of their ancestor's likeness? Perhaps the same is true of the Native tribes in…