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What if, instead of the CleganeBowl, we get a Mountain vs. Stoneheart fight? Battle of the Non-Wight Zombies!

Or how about a "Shadow of Mordor" style game where you play as Casey Jones working your way up the ranks of the Foot Clan to get revenge on the Shredder: turtles only show up occasionally to help out.

Second a Weezer rock opera - I think Ben Folds' songs would also make a good rock opera.

Saw American Idiot and the only moment that I found truly affecting was during the titular song where the rock cuts out and a light shines on the pregnant girl character as she sings defiantly: "I don't feel any shame/I won't apologize/when there's no place you can go". A striking moment among all the other angsty

"What piece of pop culture stubbornly refuses to be quite what you want it to be?"

Yeah this season feels like John Rayburn is slowly becoming Walter White with the whole "I'm doing this for MY FAMILY!" increasingly convoluted lies and crimes.

You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a movie that gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.

Deadpool: "Suicide Squad doesn't need to curse to sell tickets. Well I do. So fuck them, and fuck you too."

Top five:
1. Garrison Keillor
2. Bob Ross
3. Patrick Stewart
4. Werner Herzog
5. Christopher Lee

Such good narration in "F for Fake".

Genius!

Not to mention some damn fine guitar strings.

Elijah Wood?!?!

"*tenth dude drowns*, a large pile of bodies is stacked behind the small crowd*)…okay so NOW who claims the Seastone Chair? Anybody? Lord Wettingsly I'm looking at you! No? Okaaaay, how about you Inky Barnaclesworth? C'mon!"

Wouldn't call it a complete bust: I think they did a good job with the drowning scene. It would have been interesting if after Euron become obviously imbued with some kind of "sea power" since all the other gods appear to bestow various levels of supernatural ability when called upon.

Brandon the Builder: "Guess what? The Wall just got TEN FEET HIGHER!"

I always pictured Euron played by a younger Michael Wincott.

B-b-b-beef or pork.

In pog form!

Working for Simmons: "Hot checks for hot takes."