"Oh, you ARE sick!" - The godfather of all "jump-scares".

Andrew W.K. - "Take It Off", or "I Love New York City", if I was playing for the Mets or Yankees.

I was just about to comment: and "Werewolves" is particularly appropriate considering how hirsute Mr. Werth is:
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Man I loved that first Hot Hot Heat album: great indie-dance rock. But I heard they were pretty spotty live.

Nolan got the degree he deserves, but not the one he needs right now.

Bring back the "movies that aren't 'Marmaduke'" format!

Worse problem with this current season of AHS: it doesn't even PRETEND to be scary anymore. At least the first two seasons had some unsettling and memorable scare scenes.

I'll never look at a slo-mo shot of somebody squeezing a lemon on shellfish the same way again…

"Thrones, Game of Thrones, it's the greatest show in history! From the: land of Westeros, it's about to hit a chestnut tree."

Don't worry, he's a shoe-in to win next year for his spellbinding work on Bojack Horseman.

Carson: "Alright ya'll, sadly, after today, 'Freak on a Leash' will be retired from the #1 spot."

"Hey, an awards statue!"

Stupid, sexy Cranston!

*Ponders "The Leftovers" chances at winning anything* Maybe best supporting actress in drama series for Ann Dowd?

And they're "Home BOX OFFICE", people! A box office belongs at the movies!

"Why wound Hayden's body with bullets, when I can set his soul ablaze with a slanderous mambo?!"

Mmmhmm, and you call it a genuine apology, despite the fact that it is obviously phoned-in.

That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself.

Let's cast Tarantino's role with other actors:
1. Ed Norton
2. Steven Tobolowski
3.???

I did too. So damn entertaining to see it in the theater since I wasn't ALLOWED to back in '94. Stupid Moms and their stupid rules.