Eli: "It's all in the Bible, son. It's the Prankster's Bible!"

I hope you all saved room, because I made your favorite dessert.
Store-bought snack cakes — both kinds.

"WILSON! I'M SORRY!"

Nothing was better than the "prayer" track on DMX's albums. You'd have him praying for guidance to God, while earlier in the album he raps lines like: "I got blood on my dick, cuz I fucked your corpse."

Bega was asked his feelings on Trohman's comments about "Mambo No. 5":

Trying to find copies of Donovan's earlier movies is like looking for Atlantis. I feel he would have made a good addition to"Sunshine" or any "Superman" film. He's a mellow actor, never yellow to take on a variety of colours, while catching the wind with his work.

Clive's response every time the studios tell him: "We're going to move in another direction on this project":
"Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag."

Nip tat makes you look pretty ugly.

I think James Blake and The Streets should team up for something.

Yeah I think Beam is from Florida? (Somebody else can Google; I'm not checking).

Christopher Cross, Seals and Croft, Dan Fogleberg.

This album pairs nicely with Heidecker & Wood's "Starting From Nowhere", only with tongue not placed in cheek.

A Courtney Love track? *shudder*. The only reason Hole ever put out a song as decent as "Malibu" is because @billycorgan was pulling all the strings.

The Infinity On High album had some real solid power-pop-punk tracks: "The Take Over, The Breaks Over" and "I'm Like a Lawyer…"

Ehh, yeah but the original "real" emo bands/records are a slog to listen to today. Seriously, Archers of Loaf, Braid, Jets to Brazil, and early Promise Ring? Sure, these groups had the requisite emo "passion", but the production was very DIY and lo-fi, the musicality was unpolished and the singing was frequently…

So Don Draper = Don DeMillo, theatrical director.

A shirt Louis should have worn on-stage:

Jay Mohr is sort of a bridge between Carolla and Kevin Smith. Jay has a dash of Kevin's family man, wife obsession, Catholic and Hollywood honesty, and Adam's boorish observations, and alpha-male braggadocio.

When Seth says "…and then there's like some Shawshank motherfuckers who just want back in." Killed me!

"This bra bomb better work Nerdlinger!"