Calling him a douchebag will not affect him, you're better off trying one of the following:

Calling him a douchebag will not affect him, you're better off trying one of the following:

You mean "the most ultimate human being ever", right?

You mean "the most ultimate human being ever", right?

You say that, but wait until his follow-up album in 2013: "Noel Gallagher's The Ultimate Human Being".

You say that, but wait until his follow-up album in 2013: "Noel Gallagher's The Ultimate Human Being".

He's fookin top, mate.

He's fookin top, mate.

You've got to applaud Noel for never abandoning his blue-collar roots. He knows its all a laugh.

You've got to applaud Noel for never abandoning his blue-collar roots. He knows its all a laugh.

The comments section needed that, man…it fucking NEEDED it.

The comments section needed that, man…it fucking NEEDED it.

I think "You Can Leave Your Hat On" is all about a guy telling a girl to do things he finds hot while he watches and masturbates:
"I'll take off your shoes"…"stand on this chair"…"leave your hat on".

I think "You Can Leave Your Hat On" is all about a guy telling a girl to do things he finds hot while he watches and masturbates:
"I'll take off your shoes"…"stand on this chair"…"leave your hat on".

See: All the fat jokes about Matthew Sweet being removed from his interview article.

See: All the fat jokes about Matthew Sweet being removed from his interview article.

Try to find the "EAT…SLEEP…PLLAAAAAYYY" ads for a Blockbuster contest where you could come in a try to beat some score on a Sega or Super Nintendo.

Try to find the "EAT…SLEEP…PLLAAAAAYYY" ads for a Blockbuster contest where you could come in a try to beat some score on a Sega or Super Nintendo.

Ving Rhames ain't done living by a DAMN sight.

Ving Rhames ain't done living by a DAMN sight.