WWMS
after Leslie stopped the kissing with Mark and said "I don't want this to happen the way it did last time", what was Mark's response? I was chewing a ham and cheese sandwich and missed it.

I think I will finally break down and spend the extra money on DVR now that the SYTYCD season is about to start! I couldn't justify getting it for AI.

I didn't like Adam at all when this season started but now I think he's my favorite….and it's all because of his off-stage personality. If he always acted like that theater person/over-the-top/sleazy guy I wouldn't be able to stomach him. But he seems like such a humble, sincere person that I wind up enjoying him even…

gross
I hate how Kara keeps saying "solid performance". It makes me think of taking a shit.

Kris was my fave tonight
But when he announced which song he was going to do, I could have sworn he said "Anal Sunshine".

List of sexy duet performers for this AI season
Randy Travis/Carrie Underwood
Smokey Robinson/Joss Stone
My great-grandfather/Britney Spears circa 1997

I, too, noticed Ryan pronouncing it "crowns". I imagine Scott was very confused at that point. "Paula gave Simon a box of crowns??? What the fuck is going ON down there?"

Simon drawing on Paula's face
Crayon doesn't normally write that well on skin. Shows you how much greasepaint Paula slaps on.

I did notice the head turn! All I know is, during the auditions, Paula and Kara were acting like giggly sorority sisters and I didn't know if I could take their "female bonding" for an entire season. Now it's like Paula and Simon COMPLETELY ignore Kara. They never agree with her or mention her by name….and if you've…

Did Ryan get diamond studs implanted in his eyeballs or something? I swear, when he's looking into the camera his eyes shine like no one else's on the show. Check it out, it's creepy.