Ughhhhh this is why I stopped posting on CFB forums.

So you're saying Patrick Stewart isn't one of your two all-time favorite people?

-Best use of a Crate & Barrel box.

R.I.P. Trini.

@e_buzz_miller:disqus Um, Fast and Furious 6 was obviously the best popcorn movie. Also possibly the best movie overall.

Scott Pilgrim is a fucking masterpiece. His other movies are also good.

I've already cleared my schedule.

So is this the MasterChef episode that was supposed to feature Paula Deen? Should we be on the lookout for really bizarre editing techniques?

@avclub-171061605226364f27c0a15445307397:disqus Too late. We've come too far.

Lost is shockingly entertaining, consistently watchable, super awesome pulp. Seriously that show is so much fun, even with the Kate episodes.

Greetings, all! I bring news from the month of August in the year 2013: *NSYNC have reunited for a live performance! Also, I'm vaguely trying to catch up on this show before the finale.

How did I get here?

We tried! We tried!

I don't feel comfortable clicking that link at work.

Didn't they write a book about how to make really awful movies?

@avclub-0a963a0730546783e9e534ce14918086:disqus But…but…Templars! Sci-fi stuff!

I am most definitely stealing that joke.

I couldn't convince anyone to go watch the Cornetto Trilogy marathon with me tonight, so I stayed home, watched In the Mood for Love, and wept quietly at how beautiful it is.

I absolutely love Assassin's Creed, but that's only because it's super fun to run around on rooftops doing batman shit and stabbing dudes in the throat. I hope the Assassin's Creed movie takes a cue from the Fast and Furious series and wastes as little time as possible worrying about the plot.

I'd watch a Scorsese-directed porno.