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Dorian Mode
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Calling "COMMUNITY SUCKS" as my motto.

I saw a presentation of Humperdinck's Hansel and Gretel a few years back through Fathom events, and it was surprisingly enjoyable. The backstage stuff during the intermission made it feel like you were seeing something a bit more interesting than just a recorded opera.

Your life sounds like the life I plan to be living in a few years. I'm really white, aren't I?

But it airs on Saturday!

No question in my mind. It obviously varies from week to week, but I feel no shame for enjoying this show.

For real. Too bad the only way to get tickets locally is to make a $120 pledge to the NPR affiliate. Don't they know I'm broke?

You'd think so, but it turns out they've hired Ralph Bakshi to rotoscope the entire Pitch Perfect sequel.

I don't even own a lawn.

This story does not stand up to scrutiny. Anyone nerdy enough to take a first date to see a Star Wars movie was not going on dates in high school.

I figure I should get some points since I stopped watching Breaking Bad and focused on The Wire instead.

I've only watched up to partway through the second season. I got kind of bored, though I do have vague plans to give it another try soon.

I've always been on Kanye's side in that battle, if for no reason other than that his jackassery is a lot more entertaining than hers.

If Chris Brown started referencing The Hold Steady more often, I'd probably feel more positive about him.

Poochie is a perfectly cromulent reference.

I will never not laugh at that video.

@avclub-80bc853838cd47a7af0904d054d90cc4:disqus I don't think he was being entirely serious.

Sleigh Bells already won the loudness war, anyway. I think we should all just accept these things and move on.

I only have Body/Blood/Machine and Now We Can See. Now We Can see is good, but I don't think Now We Can See is on the same level as Body/Blood/Machine. Then again, very few albums are.

Come now, D-Perks, it's all in good fun.