I'd actually bet the median age of purchases is significantly older than that. Twentysomethings are all about JT.

I'm not.

But who acted as Bart's law-talkin'-guy?

Don't encourage him.

Probably more than there were black sheriffs, and we already have a movie about that subject.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus How does that make it any different?

You're part of the problem.

I'm definitely enjoying this album, but Autre Ne Veut's Anxiety has already secured its spot as my favorite R&B-ish album of the year. Seriously, it's really fantastic.

@avclub-6997a8bd0e1042b70b60c5c879a1780e:disqus Did someone call for not-cool kids? Finally, my years of training can be put to good use!

How many steps does it take you to get from quoting the pledge of allegiance to "atheism is a deadly threat to America"? Please show your work.

This is for the Pueblo!

Yes, this was easily the best joke of the entire episode, but then again I'm a sucker for that style of humor.

Yeah, it's fully a day after the episode aired, and the review's only at three pages of comments? Sad times we're living in.

I don't just question your commitment to the mission, I question your commitment to America.

Do we get to choose which people die? Because I think my immortality in exchange for, say, Ann Coulter would be more than a fair trade.

They're not; you've just been drinking too much codeine.

Man, now I really want to hear a Justin Timberlake/Sunn O))) collaboration.

They put their music careers on hiatus for several years to pursue thoroughly unsatisfying movie roles?

So, not everything.

I've actually watched all of Lost before, but I decided to rewatch "The Constant" the other day, and that turned into me watching the rest of season 4, followed by season 5 and now 6.