That was my first thought as well, but then I remembered that I already have plans to spend the next few hours watching football at Hooters. I guess I'll just continue to be out of shape and miserable.

Coincidentally, I just rewatched Royal Tenenbaums on a plane yesterday and have been listening to "Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard" over and over since then.

Not a birdopsy? That's disappointing.

He got them thaaaaangs!

Tyler Perriers?

I'm a little surprised they didn't go with Khaaaaaaaaaaaan! Con, for people who are angry at Ricardo Montalban Con.

Apparently the PonPonPon girl released a video in September and nobody told me.

Lates!

Let's say not as good as other movies involving Jason Segel and Paul Rudd. Specifically Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I still enjoyed it, though.

Hey, I'm a busy man.

There's still insight to be had in discussing the hotness of the various female cast members, right?

Hey, I can actually comment on Happy Endings as it happens now! Aren't you all proud of me?

I just really like saying "'Hocus Pocus' by Focus."

There's always "Hocus Pocus" by Focus.

You know, In the Aeroplane Over the Sea is an ok, album, but I think it could have been great if they replaced that Man-gum guy with more of a Michael Buble or someone like that.

Susan and Jim demonstrate the newly-invented game of tether child.

Susan and Jim demonstrate the newly-invented game of tether child.

But the title! It's so clever!

But the title! It's so clever!

I'll bet you're the first person to ever make that joke.