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Genevieve, your hair is too light. It's throwing me off.

Genevieve, your hair is too light. It's throwing me off.

True. I still need to organize that one.

True. I still need to organize that one.

I told him a thousand times, I only wanted a picture of Todd! You can't disappoint a picture!

I told him a thousand times, I only wanted a picture of Todd! You can't disappoint a picture!

Will Todd!! be there?

Will Todd!! be there?

Would I have to put thought into the gift? That's kind of a deal-breaker.

I thought you'd never ask.

2008 election as the backdrop for a heist thriller…didn't South Park already do this?

2008 election as the backdrop for a heist thriller…didn't South Park already do this?

I believe the correct plural is "Alien Jesi."

Quite the bonehead move, Donna.

Quite the bonehead move, Donna.

I'm honestly surprised it doesn't already exist. Everybody loves make-your-own Engrish, and it would be pretty easy to implement.

I'm honestly surprised it doesn't already exist. Everybody loves make-your-own Engrish, and it would be pretty easy to implement.

I only claim fandom of college teams I have some sort of connection with, because I have integrity.

MY SPOON IS TOO—