Ok, @avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus, if that is your real name.

Affro knows EXACTLY what he's talking about.

Typical obnoxious Californian response.

I just want more Annie Kim.

You Red Vines people are THE WORST.

You Red Vines people are THE WORST.

Is there cleavage involved? Because otherwise I'm not reading.

But it wasn't a rock.

I'm definitely going to keep this one in mind.

And Wikipedia tells me it's a Robert Mapplethorpe photo, if we want to give it more credit.

Isn't it the cover of a Scissor Sisters album?

Roobles is THE WORST.

"Misandrist" may have been a legitimate word at one point in time (I'm really not sure), but anyone who uses it these days is basically just letting everyone else know he's a sexist asshole.

I think it's theoretically possible, but most people probably don't know how to do it.

Well, we got there when it opened, and the moment our waitress went off shift it was a bad sign.

Trying to cover up your porn habit, are you?

The main appeal of Hooters is that they let us sit there for 10 1/2 hours watching football and also boobs.

In case anybody was wondering, 10 1/2 hours is too much time to spend at Hooters in a single day.

Actually, I think we were discussing Gherkins' predecessor, whose name continues to escape me.

I remain inappropriately proud of that fact.