My Dear Fellow Communists,

I'm hoping the "extreme" designation means it somehow involves ice skates.

This is unacceptable. I will be too busy at Disneyland on November 1st to do any TV watching.

I'll give her some meaty stuff to do, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

GUYS THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED

Man, her cleavage looks especially great there, and that's really saying something.

Come on, what kind of wingman are you?

I'm going to be less careful about what I say! Maybe I'll just blow off talking language!

I thought ol' Gary was still around.

Honestly, once the shame and the fear wore off, I was just glad they thought I was pretty.

Who put this together? I am intrigued, and I plan to vote for the most obnoxious things possible.

Well, at least people are thinking about me.

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USA USA USA USA

This is relevant to my interests.

@avclub-4a12f52ee4b6cf0be7737a9fd3eca03f:disqus I hate narwhal because he's stupid and he has a dumb jerk face. I'm not sure why you'd think I would hate you, though.

You guys give me no credit at all.

Slight correction: you did not introduce me to Japandroids, but did remind me at the time that Celebration Rock had been released, and I am grateful for that.

Yeah, I'll jump on board this train.

Yeah, I'll jump on board this train.