To Be Or Not To Be is amahzing.

You need only ask for salvation!

"I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings/I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings":

It is! If you would like to see it, clips are all over youtube. Here's my personal favorite:

Mornam.

I always figured that the Bajorans were the Space Jews of People Who Like Jews, while the Ferengi were the Space Jews of People Who Don't Like Jews.

Exit 57 was also a good American sketch show.

Right. And that it's dumb to be offended by Gandhi being portrayed as a boor when one is actually watching a clone of Gandhi, appearing on a show about clones struggling to live up to the reputations of historical figures of which they are knockoffs.

I would have more sympathy for Indian protests of American comedy if I weren't still upset from the demonstrations against Clone High's depiction of Gandhi— *despite Clone High never depicting Gandhi*— which got the show cancelled. Tragic!

I've started watching that show with my significant other. We're two episodes in so far, and I've got to ask: does the gender stuff get less embarrassing?

Here's the John Closs statement Cross referred to:

Please don't compare this show to St. Elsewhere.

Both can be infinitely terrible, while one is still worse. That's the magic of set theory.

No Paul Gross, no deal.

So… no Tree of Life, then?

I want it!

You aren't… familiar with any of its promotional materials, huh.

It sounds like you might appreciate "The Good Wife."

Also creditable to Ally McBeal: crippling anorexia.

That Charlize Theron and Lily Collins are not in the same Snow White movie is starting to feel like a weirdly elaborate collective punishment.