My sister-in-law is Iranian. Her sister, my wife, was literally born in Iran. When she says Iran, she pronounces it Eye-RAN. Wrap your brain around that.

Was New Girl's correction to make everyone on that show a dumb baby? Stupid babies need the most attention, btw.

If you don't like this show you're going to be both kinds of all alone forever. Sorry!

RIP You Inside

Ultimate Guide: SKIP 'EM.

A movie with Russell Brand in it is too painful to watch? Couldn't agree more, Russ.

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So happy they're doing this and coming to my town! I had to catch them in Seattle on their initial reunion tour and it was one of the best days of my life, having spent years loving them but after they had already broken up. The Vogue isn't as ideal as the Commodore but I get to see the JAMC again! Probably bringing…

They broke up in very public fashion in 1998 actually and didn't get back together until almost a decade later, when they did some small reunion dates and festivals (Coachella 2007 was the first). Only one official recorded song released since Munki unfortunately. It'll be another 9 years but I still hope they do a…

We're a million miles away from the old Rabin AV Club. I don't know if I should bother reading reviews on this website anymore if this is the kind of advice they're going to give out. What if a child read this and then found his way into a screening of Mortdecai? Are you prepared to explain to them why they just spend…

Fuuuuuuuuck offffffffff with this shit already.

So the dude CAN sing? And I'm the one with faulty ears. Ok then. Regardless, I'm glad these guys aren't very popular anymore. Enjoy taking drugs with 45 year olds, I guess.

You think I don't know that? They took my fuckin' talking house!

I don't go on the AV Club every single day, I'm a busy bird. And you are very clearly upset. U MAD, doggie. Cam'Ron said that.

Pretty sure they're bringing The Tick back, so that's one.

Obviously I have a vested interest here but every single episode of HR Pufnstuf ended with them begging kids to keep watching and keep sending cards and letters of support to help keep the show on the air.

I just thought it was odd is all, you're the one who inferred that I'm some conformist robot and then sentenced me to die in a horrible accident. Sounds like maybe you are the one who is "butt hurt." Good luck with your butt, and your obvious emotional issues.

They're timeless because they've been done before by a million other shitty bar bands. Except those bands usually have singers who can sing, not some doughy accountant-looking fuck desperately trying to remain hip. This music is insanely dated to a certain era and I'm glad it won't outlive it. It's like fake nostalgia…

Never understood the allure of these pantloads.

That's right, you're a unique iconoclast with your out-of-the-box Dylan choices. My favorite Dylan album is Nashville Skyline, so I must be like James Dean or something.