If you are under the age of 30 DO NOT attempt to watch The Kentucky Fried Movie. Incredibly dated and horribly unfunny. I have friends who will get visibly angry if I bring it up due to the time I suggested we watch a free VHS copy that had been put on a FREE shelf at my university. I am similarly angry with myself…

I was at the infamous Vancouver show where Gene melted down and belted out messed-up tunes alone with his guitar after the band left the stage in disgust. Sucks that I'll never get a make-up show.

I was at the infamous Vancouver show where Gene melted down and belted out messed-up tunes alone with his guitar after the band left the stage in disgust. Sucks that I'll never get a make-up show.

Because Cool As Ice is the best fucking movie ever made?

Because Cool As Ice is the best fucking movie ever made?

Read his book Idiot America if you haven't already. Incisive and hilarious.

Weigel's great to follow on twitter too. He'll make fun of Herman Cain with one tweet and retweet Rick Ross with the next.

Conveniently, I just watched this movie last week. I expected to like it and hated it immensely. I don't hate Cera but he was such a mewling pussy that I felt like Zodiac Motherfucker listening to Jason Mraz. Loved the CGI and the video game references, hated basically everything else.

Not Lady Hat Cop!

No lie, but because everything costs more in Canada I was recently trying to convince people that the premium Nintendo games used to cost $125. I distinctly remember Super Mario World 2 being that price.

While there are undoubtedly a great deal of boneheaded aspects to football, if you don't think there's anything that an intellectual could appreciate in a great football game then maybe you're a little boneheaded yourself.

Maria Bello should take off the hat? Someone's never had sex with someone wearing a hat.

Sarchasm? Like a snarky ravine?

When Jim Rome is enthusiastically referenced in the A.V. Club comment section is when I really wish digital tumbleweed was real.